Registered on Thursday, 08 November 2007
Last here on Tuesday, 08 July 2008

who
"you're obviously not Ellen", 13 orphans, a pair of Bocce enthusiasts, acts like an actor, administers cancer to animals with a laser, amateur satellite designer, Anarchist cheerleaders, anvil designer, aspiring space painter, autistic firemen, balloon man, battle axe salesman, Bjork, blind bike repairman, Bokonon, border coyote, braids shoelaces, breaks glass when bored, buys freedom in increments, chases karmic flux, chicken coop cleaner, Children of the Corn, claustrophobic solipsist, cleans the cleanroom, collects virginities, corner Elvis, dead chef, dedicated to Plan 9, denier of applicants, designs bricks, drives night trains, father pumps gas, feet like a seafan, Feng Shui consultant, futurist in the forest, groped by Snoop, hands on his cheeks, has elephantine hands, helicopter pilot, Bogart impersonator, illiterate librarian, into Dutch cheeses, knitters, koala tamer, lawyer, transsexual, likes to jump from high places, lost count of his children, Luscious Lou, manages the culture, manages the spores, mutates with tequila, neo-Fascist sympathizer, never without a booty call, never without a hammer, never without a lighter, never without a sponge, nihilism evangelist, nudist, privacy advocate, obsessed clipper, P.I., pack of gutter punks, paints purple lions, part-time punk, prays to saints, pushing an empty stroller, queer Shah, recently-certified nurse, relies on returns, road men, runs peyote to Canada, Simon Magus, speaks in rhymes, speaks through improper channels, speaks with hands, specialized in rubber, started raving again, reluctantly, studies potential, teenage pagans, the one that couldn't answer, the woman who just can't stand fat people, they, trades in names, ugly peacocks, ukulele enthusiast, understands less by day, wall walker, was sat on by an elephant and lived, wears things that blink, won't smoke alone, writes obsolescence software, yelling at bikes from their car, your cousin, the cougar

what
a dozen lobsters, a good fish dinner, a grinning old lady, armadillo, best friend's drug collection, blowing through, bowl full of condoms, broken glasses, Candied Yam Harpoon, cards on the floor, curvy mirrors, debate, forgetfulness, fork, gallons and gallons of grog, gerbils, hook, hot hands, lavender honey, loose bricks, lost 187 pounds, oatmeal, rolling downhill, room full of tiny tables, shag carpeting, she mentioned it three times last night, someone else's postcard collection, typewriter, wet seats

when
"I caught myself thinking it was a really good idea", after brushing teeth, before sunset, before the bars close, before the raid, candles were lit, eclipse, everyone's asleep, hangover begins, high heel snapped in half, high noon, kettle's screaming, learned to ignore it, long after they've gone to sleep, mid-winter, Monaco, night of the living sushi, nightly, one hot summer, recess, sand was wet, tea time, that time you couldn't find your wallet, The year of the dinosaur, too sunburned to leave the house, we forgot the name, while she's laughing

where
an old elevator, Angela's apartment, arches too near overhead, bank, between boulders, Blue Perry's hot garage, bridge, burrito stand, city park, classy restroom, corner apartment, curb, ferris wheel, glass cabinets, high school track, midnight bathroom, Monaco, on the ramparts, sand was wet, sea shore, staircase, stairs, stream hits from the roof, Sweet Valley High, the grass was pointy, there's a train, but we hiked it, through the columns, upstairs, we've never been here

why
because he said so, bible, dizzy, dizzy, dizzy, drunk too early, earthquake wrecked the doorway, every time you ask, I age, favoritism, fear of worms, flaky skin, followed a cat, for fun, forgot to wipe, Hello Kitty phone, humpback whale diaspora, hunger, nothing better to do, realized hypocrisy's kinda two-faced, revolution!, sadness, sand was wet, she digs graffiti, she's grumpy, she's stinky, sick of climbing, unable to focus

how
after many tries, bicycle, bungee cords, bunk heuristics, butchering!, change, chopsticks, cracking the thing wide open, dispersing, distracted by the sound, dropping bombs, enthusiasm, forgetfully, hurt legs, in circles, jumping, leverage, mouth, new technology, slippery tiles, split unevenly, the service, this head, this heart, these hands, unfashionably, uninterrupted, with a top, with samurai swords

Like Daddy's Dominicans, or They Toll for... Whatever

seeded by won't smoke alone, the day before a wedding, unrequited indifference, clairvoyant duty-free clerk on 09 July 2008

Presidential AIDS

seeded by Calvin Coolidge, 1981, amidst many colored lights, Billy Jean is not my lover on 09 July 2008

Balls to Yaba

seeded by a pair of Bocce enthusiasts, laptops, before sunset, the backyard, Yaba Task Force, as fast as they can on 07 June 2008

You sick, sick child

seeded by an autistic child, erotomania, eclipse, Verrazano Bridge, sand was wet, split unevenly on 02 June 2008

So I was in this bar...

seeded by The Marlboro Man, the devil, a retired ace pilot, loose stools, ruins my appetite, after brushing teeth, Times Square Peep Show, compromised diary entry on 02 June 2008

A hard day's honey

seeded by monsanto, lavender honey, after breakfast, the Great Salt Lake, flaky skin, mescaline on 02 June 2008

We are all on drugs. And we are all going to die. Maybe.

seeded by the Martians, blowing through, Beer-thirty, on the ramparts, to save the human race, on drugs on 30 May 2008

Bored sh*tless

seeded by a lighthouse keeper, loose stools, during the breakdown, to feed his cows on 25 May 2008

Oma's will

seeded by 22 Armenians, the disembodied head of Adolph Hitler, the fulfillment of a dying wish, with a shotgun on 27 November 2007

Greggory's gotta go

seeded by Greggory Moore, vagaries of vagrancy, tomorrow, staircase, emptiness, expeditiously on 27 November 2007

Devil downpour

seeded by the devil, afternoon of many umbrellas, amidst many colored lights on 26 November 2007